1. A killer always wears mask.
2. Nobody listens to the creepy old guy.
3. If you smoke pot, you’re gonna die.
4. Slashers love to show off their handwork in one place.
5. When in danger run up the staircase.
6. Slashers love to kill in creative ways.
7. Law enforcement is always stupid.
8. Adults never believe the kids.
9. If you want to slash, you gotta talk trash.
10. However hard you try, you can never kill the bad guy.
11. When the going gets tough, the virgin kicks butt.
12. Knowing the rules won’t save your ass.
13. Slashers know your every move.
14. There’s always a cheerleader, a jock, a bookworm and a virgin.
15. No matter what happens, school never gets cancelled.
16. Two slashers are better than one.
17. Just when you think it’s over, there’s a sequel.
A nejdůležitějších pět pravidel na závěr:
18. Virgins live, sluts die.
19. Dark empty rooms work like welcome mats.
20. If you’re a loner, you’re a goner.
21. The slower the slasher, the faster he’ll catch her.
22. You can’t kill a killer.